What I Deleted from my MLK Speech

I tried to be funny but, as usual, Hillary said my joke was in bad taste.  She’s such a stick in the mud.  I only wanted to mention the exceptional progress our country has made over the past twenty years.  When I became an American resident, we had a Supreme Court justice named Harry Blackmun.  Today, we have a resident who is a hairy black man.

Don’t ask me how I know he’s so hairy.

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